May 2011
Hope to have a husband as faithful as this..
an-official:
an-official:
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
the-undercover-martyn:
fuckyeahmamag:
at first i was like:
then i gave up and i was like:
and then i looked at it again:
i actually got it:
then looked at all the comments and saw how many people didn’t get it:
wait..i totally got it.
When I'm famous and I appear on TV...
tomsothermole:
My parents will be like:
My teachers will be like:
And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like:
Karma, you assholes.
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Evil Disney Princesses by Jeff Thomas
stfulaurenn:
Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
Ariel (Little Mermaid)
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Cinderella
Jane (Tarzan)
Jasmine (Aladdin)
Kida (Atlantis)
Meg (Hercules)
Mulan
Pocahontas
Rapunzel (Tangled)
Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
Snow White
Tiana (The Frog Prince)
When I met you girl,
mylifewithjmrz:
MY
WENT
NOW THEM
IN MY
WON’T
Reblog if you saw what i did there
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
When you're on your period.
unwhisperedwords:
You try to go to bed.
But then you’re worried you might bleed.
Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood.
You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight.
And then you have cramps.
And people look at you like..
And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over.
And when it’s over you’re just like.
But then you...
I Love Putting My Earphones in, but Still Secretly...
xhiao1994:
Kung magbibirthday ako.
greensketchpad:
Gusto ko ganito ang environment..
Tapos ang drinks ganito…
Tapos ganito ang handa…
Tapos 50 na ganito ang cake..
Tapos siya ang host..
Tapos bibisita sila..
Tapos ganito ang giveaways.
FOREVER REBLOG <3
xoxomarti:
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY HOMEWORK!?!?!
When your parents ask you to come to the...
When someone brutally insults you and you don't...
Only have eyes for Disney *.*
insidebeauty:
Tangled
The Lion King
Aladdin
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Alice in Wonderland
Snow White
These are brilliant. I adore creative make up and I also adore Disney! What could be better?
when you switch answers in an exam but your...
ms-basswaldorf:
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.
Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
Disorientation?
ME: i'm gonna make a shake? what's your flavor? mango or apple?
CHESCA: watermelon.
ME: hot or cold?
CHESCA: cake.
ME: ice cream.
HAHAHAHA.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you....
That awkward moment when you see someone you've...
bang-you-are-dead:
